Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Objectively Speaking

In this post-modern age of wishy-washy ideals where “if it feels good do it” is the catch phrase that pays, I am glad to know that there are those in our midst that believes in objective reality. Those who have the courage, no the valor, to speak objectively.

We know that there are those who are objectively attractive, not in a dirty, sexual way, but in a clean, wholesome, objective way. I am thankful that there is one among us who has the nerve to judge and announce objective beauty, one who would not be intimidated by the sneers and the vile imaginations of others. One who will speak truth, no matter how uncomfortable it will make those sitting in the tables within earshot of the proclamation. I am proud of those who live and die for the objective idea.

We also know that there are those who cannot handle their Jack and Coke at 1:00 p.m. (Objectively Speaking of Course)


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