Friday, March 03, 2006

Why we love WnL FedSoc

Howdy y'all!

I am currenlty designing t-shirts for the best chapter ever, so your input would be most appreciated. The theme is "Top-ten Reasons WnL Rocks/Is Better than Harvard". Random quotes, quips, traditions, events, places, stories and special (yes I mean short jet) people will all be taken into consideration. For example: the Don, Ron and Knipling on Gay Street, Hembree's 'nubian princess' or the fact that Kozinski loves us most of all. Those that speak to the greatest number of WnL fedsoc generations will be chosen for the shirt, but don't let that inhibit the nostalgia on the blog.

Love y'all!

Mdm. President '06/hugnkiss/collateral damage

21 Comments:

At 3:40 PM, March 03, 2006, Blogger Oenophile said...

Because even Columbia crashes our parties.

To steal Tulane's motto: "First we out-think you, then we out-drink you."

Best girl-on-girl action ever - and we're conservative. ;)

 
At 9:16 PM, March 03, 2006, Blogger Collateral Damage said...

After perusing (very) old posts, I realized that my intro should have read "short yellow C-130" rather than short jet. My apologies to Mr. Milton and Mr. Berry.

Also, another great aspect of our chapter...where else would you find bar-hopping Mormons...Luder we miss you (hope the baby is well) and James, we are so happy you are finally 21! Thanks for putting up with the rest of us heathens!

 
At 1:05 AM, March 04, 2006, Blogger Nephi said...

"Blackmailing Federal Judges Since 2002"

 
At 3:33 PM, March 04, 2006, Blogger Oenophile said...

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At 4:09 PM, March 04, 2006, Blogger Oenophile said...

But we just took the blackmail to a whole new level... O:)

Yes, even our Mormons are party animals.

As for why we're the best... have four words for y'all: Annie. Beth. Amanda. Pam. Quadrumvirate of hot women.

 
At 4:16 PM, March 04, 2006, Blogger Collateral Damage said...

Apparently the wine lover is too tipsy to count correctly..she left out the lovely Bridget and Lana. That would make an "objectively hot" sexumvirate. (What an appropriate prefix!)

 
At 7:30 PM, March 05, 2006, Blogger Collateral Damage said...

Also, our men know how to treat women right. and we definitely have the best male dancers: Brownback, Knipling and McDermott I refer to you. Furthermore, unlike those from "the Yale University" our men are real men that can actually wear cowboy hats and boots.

 
At 2:04 PM, March 06, 2006, Blogger Paco said...

Haha. That guy from Yale seemed a little brokeback for my taste. What about Matt George . . . that guy can dance, esse.

 
At 2:16 PM, March 06, 2006, Blogger Paco said...

Lefty, since when is Bush conservative?

 
At 2:39 PM, March 06, 2006, Anonymous Nephi said...

Oenophile, your screen name is pretenious. I harbor serious doubts about your knowledge of wine or anything associated with your betters.

Collateral damage, please stop talking about Mormons. We find groupies--even avowedly friendly ones such as you--disturbing and not infrequently disgusting. I look forward to seeing you burn in hell.

 
At 3:11 PM, March 06, 2006, Blogger Oenophile said...

As a conservative, I take pride in being utterly pretentious.

Mr. McDermott dropped me on my head while dancing in Boston. I would like to remove him from the "male dancer" list and replace him with Mr. Matt George.

 
At 3:25 PM, March 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, if there are any 1L/2L peeps that are interested in Ag Law or Legislative law, tell them to be on the lookout for an intership w/ the House Ag Commitee.

 
At 4:02 PM, March 06, 2006, Blogger Collateral Damage said...

Chocoholic: to be a contributor, you do actually have to contribute.

 
At 4:04 PM, March 06, 2006, Blogger Collateral Damage said...

I'll be sure to keep their eyes open "anonymous" :)

Are you coming to the hockey game? Moose is in.

 
At 5:04 PM, March 06, 2006, Anonymous Matt George said...

Hey, Onan-ophile (you dirty girl), I saw McDermott at the dance. He could hardly be expected to carry the weight of your full head, could he? SNAP!

 
At 8:55 PM, March 06, 2006, Blogger Oenophile said...

After all those hours at the gym he's been logging? One would hope so!

 
At 12:24 AM, March 07, 2006, Blogger Collateral Damage said...

While I was initially inclined to support oenophile's and paco's suggestion that MG be added to the W&L corps de danseurs, I feel his response to O was unwarranted, so I will decline the invitation to praise him, especially since he denied us the pleasure of his skills by not joining us in NYC.

 
At 2:09 AM, March 07, 2006, Blogger Nephi said...

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At 11:16 AM, March 07, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, not coming to the hockey game. Sorry to miss it, but my parents are in town. Plus hockey is an idiotic yankee sport.

 
At 10:39 AM, March 09, 2006, Blogger Chocoholic said...

Blah, blah, blah, contribute, blah. Our chapter rocks because we're probably one of a very few with such a long and storied backdrop of legends we can only refer to obliquely for fear of criminal prosecution.

 
At 10:27 AM, March 13, 2006, Blogger Collateral Damage said...

Thank you for your contribution, godiva-lover--I like it.

 

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