Let's get them some "Off"

Rumors are surrounding the directors of the "Feed the Children" Campaign. In a what would amount to a stunning political and social move, the Campaign is rumored to have shifted its focus from providing the hungry children of Third World countries with food to providing them with the well-known bug-repellent, "Off." A spokeswoman for the group stated, "Just look at those ads. All of the kids have flies in their eyes. Something has to be done about that. They need 'Off' more than they need rice."

Other human rights groups, like the Federalist Society, have backed away from the statements, and said that those children are in need of many things. It would be arrogant to pick just one and say that is what they need most.